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lyrics
Kill 'em all
One by one
An eye for an eye
For my sisters and your sons
Bonfires out of stanzas of love
See your people burning books
All my friends have guns in their arteries
All my friends have weapons in their blood
I wish I could remove my infirmary
If I could I fucking would
I'm feeling silly
Why do we take ourselves so seriously
It's not who we are
Time keeps on slipping
Why do we take ourselves so-
For my sisters and your sons
Be not afraid
Fucked up in the forest
I'm lost in a fog
They all want to eat me up
The bears, the wolves, the dogs
(I should have brought a gun)
(You should have brought a gun)
On my knees in the Walgreens
Prayin' to the gods
For some help with my problems
I can't seem to solve
The woman at the register
Looks at me like I'm dumb
Lady please just sell me the pack of gum
(You're watching Squanch Hojo, and this is "Top 5 Carrot Cake Jake Being A Bitch Boy Piece Of Shit Moments")
Fucked up in the forest
All my friends have guns in their arteries
All my friends have weapons in their blood
I wish i could remove my infirmary
If I could I would
(Carrot Cake Jake has the fundamental personality traits of a dark empath, making him a bitch boy piece of shit)
credits
from Scary Website,
released May 19, 2023
Composed by Weed Cowboy
Written by TWINK OBLITERATOR and Weed Cowboy
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