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Kill 'em all
One by one
An eye for an eye
For my sisters and your sons
Bonfires out of stanzas of love
See your people burning books
All my friends have guns in their arteries
All my friends have weapons in their blood
I wish I could remove my infirmary
If I could I fucking would
I'm feeling silly
Why do we take ourselves so seriously
It's not who we are
Time keeps on slipping
Why do we take ourselves so-
For my sisters and your sons
Be not afraid
Fucked up in the forest
I'm lost in a fog
They all want to eat me up
The bears, the wolves, the dogs
(I should have brought a gun)
(You should have brought a gun)
On my knees in the Walgreens
Prayin' to the gods
For some help with my problems
I can't seem to solve
The woman at the register
Looks at me like I'm dumb
Lady please just sell me the pack of gum
(You're watching Squanch Hojo, and this is "Top 5 Carrot Cake Jake Being A Bitch Boy Piece Of Shit Moments")
Fucked up in the forest
All my friends have guns in their arteries
All my friends have weapons in their blood
I wish i could remove my infirmary
If I could I would
(Carrot Cake Jake has the fundamental personality traits of a dark empath, making him a bitch boy piece of shit)
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I hate Mondays
I'm in Malaysia on the post chaise
Rephrase
I'm on the horse at TGI Friday's
TGI Friday's
Geoff Rickley of Thursday
Corn maize
No Billy, no slap chop
Went to a hair salon in Boca Raton
And got bad hombres
Bad, bad hair day
Do you garfeel me?
It's like lasagna with the layers
Do you garfeel me?
It's like lasagna with the layers
Ahh
(Mama mia, that's a one spicy meatball, wahoo!)
(The old Irish proverb)
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(All this designer got me drip drip)
(Straight up out the, ooh)
I smoked the poop that came out of a butt
She call me dick from the way that I suck
Dart in the Jenkem
I call it a dipper
I got my Pewdiepie caught in my zipper
i smoked the poop that came out of a butt
She call me dick from the way that I suck
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My Rawring Bride
02:20
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Boom
Here comes the boom
(Ready-)
(Ready or not)
Boom
Here comes the boom
Ready or not
Here comes the meat from the bog
Rage inside just spilled out, can't keep in control
Graffiti sprayin', bell tolls, demolishin' blows
We don't wanna fight but it's time to go off
Bring down the walls of the Taco Bell without a scoff
A little raw energy, the war starts now
Can't take it any longer
Anger is boiling over
Boom
Here comes the boom
Ready or not
Here comes the meat from the bog
Boom
Here comes the boom
Ready or not
How you like me now?
Boom
Here comes the boom
(Ready or not)
Here comes the meat from the bog
Boom
Here comes the boom
Back up, back up
Now
Tell me what you're gonna do now
Tell me what you're gonna do now
(Meowing)
Meow (Meow)
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Moshi Moshi, Ohio
02:17
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Woah
It's a petard
Blowing up and hoisting me
Higher than before
Wow
You're such a gentleman
Your lawyer's on TV
Getting settlements
Ohh
It's so easy
To be this particularly sleazy
I'm centered on paper
but the wall is fucked
The mural's ruined
'Cuz the artist sucks
How to decipher
Like a minefield
Disjointed puzzle
(You burned my house to the ground! My family is dead! What do I do?)
To misstep rapidly
Into the deep abyss
There's soup on the Van Gogh
Ohh
Birdseed on the scarecrow
(Birdseed on the scarecrow)
Scarecrow
Every time I try to rewrite this ending
I get stuck inside my head
am I ripping off all the things I'm feeling
I'm just glad it's dead
(Kill John Lennon)
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